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Welcome to the Rohan site. These pages are dedicated to the smuttiest aussie around, Rohan! Updates include: The picture gallery. (Not just created, but actually updated!) Be sure to check it out. Check back for updates on quotes, conversations, and such. I have some neat stuff in store. Just wait! *g* In the meantime, take a look around and have fun.
Amanda July 3, 2001.
Rohan Neale, who is he? Man? Aussie? Oldie? Non Evil Fluffy Bunny? Well let me tell you, he's all of these things. I have known Rohan for quite some time now, and have been threatening to create a page in his honor. Well my friend, that day you've dreaded has come. *mwahaha* The following articles are various Rohan facts and quotes. Some of you might be a little shocked at what you read, some might even be offended, but hey! That's what people like ;). Btw, isn't he just the cutest thing? *g* Who would have known that such a cute little aussie kid would turn into the interesting, weird man everyone knows and loves today! Enjoy everyone! It's all good....
Oh, and in case you wanted to contact the man himself (Rohan) then you can E-mail him!
And if your feeling really super, you can visit his site here (Click here, Darn it!)
And of course, we cannot forget Rohan's favorite websites! He *loves* +Live+ and so he goes to www.Friendsoflive.com all the freakin time! And he forwards this WEBSITE to me every other day. Yes, Rohan I went there. Quit sending! *aahhh*
Okay, okay, without further ado I present Rohan!! Pure, unrefined Rohan. Raw baby, yeah! (note:This is your last warning about what you might read, if your easily offended then read no more. I'm trying to hold back as little as possibly here, so live it folks. Just be happy I'm the way I am, otherwise you wouldnt even be looking at this site :P)
Rohan...the beginning and basics Rohan Neale was born in the Lithgow district hospital on February 8, 1979, in New South Wales, Australia. he weighed a cute 7 pounds, 10 ounces at birth, and has 3 sisters.(22,19,14)According Rohan (which has been known to lie, but I think I believe him this time *weg*)He could talk from a very young age..."and at the ripe old age of 1 and a half, i was in the arms of my mother, and a local woman who shall remain nameless, has a ....rather hursuite face for a woman...predictably, she's rather self concious of it. so i piped up and said in my little voice "I thought only men had beards" and embarrassed the poo outta the pair of them *rotfl*".
I'm assuming the previous paragraph is based on what his mother said, because Rohan told me is first clear memory of something as a child is as follows: "when i was about 2 and my mum scraped the car backing it out the gate (it was a gold 1968 holden premier, as i recall...my parents drove it round australia twice)she did it and my older sister breige...about 4 at the time...said "ooh maaaaaaa". *lol* Isn't that just the cutest thing? Makes me laugh just thinking about it. *g* My first real memory is me mowing the lawn with a plastic mower...but this is Rohan's page! no! I musnt tell how cute I looked in my little pink pants and blonde curls! I wont!
Rohan's favorite food is "fried rice.......Jim beam (green label) and coke..." [Btw did I mention how fun it was to interview Rohan to get these answers? *lol* Good holy freakin greif you should all be happy I endured this so you dont have to!!]His favorite vegetable is ".....carrot! GO THE LITTLE CARROT MAN IN YOUR VOMIT!" [*Manda shakes her head*] his favorite fruit is "..granny smith apples...green ones." and his favorie meat is lean beef. Phew! I bet that's more then you ever wanted to know. *l*
But wait! there's MORE! *lol*
Ro's favorie tv show is Mtv's 'Daria' (It's one of mine too) and his favorite movie is Aliens (number 2)
A few thing's Rohan hates are " fake paople, bands , boppy music, and leonardo dicaprio for not dying sooner in Titanic" He also hates elmo and the word CUTE. hehe. But that's just what I've picked up, he never actually said that.
