Quotes T w o

This page is dedicated to Snappy2001
Who has given me quotes since 3rd grade,
and still puts up with me today. *s* How could
I have known way back then what a wonderful friend
you were going to be? God I lucked out...
"I guess I'll go eat worms"

I want Millennium balls...
you know, to have little party
hats on and party favors
in their mouths.
[Nyarlathotep]

Oh I can't bear to think of you as evil!
Stay good Sam! Stay good!
[Kiki the ferret]
(she's so cute and.. oh! what's that? oh! oh!)

don't leave used plates on the floor,
cause leftovers don't feel nice
between your toes
[Hurtta]

well there i was ...ice fishing but catching
no fish so silly me decides to bend over and look
in the hole...and as I leaned over
a huge fish (the one that got away)
jumped out of the hole at me
I screamed so loud I think
it echoed for 30 sec *l*
[Suebert]

As far as I'm concerned,
that whole pile of shit east of
the US = Europe.
[Darken]
;)

When I was little, I always used to jump
from midway down the stairs to the bottom
and it made this little thump.
I still do it now and mom just
started laughing, cause it makes this
huge crashing sound.
[GaidalCain]

ngihty ngidshts no realy night
[Nariem]

I thought I was dead once.
Then I realized I was just in Alabama.
[Draelin]

*belated scream*
[Cyndane]

When I was little, I remember my friend's
dad opening up a pepper and handing
me a little seed, telling me
to eat it.
I did...thought I was gonna die :)
[Aldiran]

Of course I'm horny
[Keylaeris]

Neko's a dog! Neko's a dog!
**dances around** Neko's a dog!
[SpearSister]

the word calm just doesnt fit you...
Like a barbie doll dress
on a cabbage patch kid.
[Morsayne]

i invented a new typo!!! I I/> the fruits of insanity
[Rohan]

I AM the PhoneQueen ...
[Jeffiner]

I once had a pet human...but that didn't work out...

she told my parents...
and I had to let her out of the cage...
[Tai]

I suddenly find myself yearning for
the open fields and skys from my childho...
*runs into wall*
[Tannen]

im working on getting all my favorite
things outside so i can burn my
apartment down and start over
.........erin told me to clean
[Angie]

Time to die!! *ka-click*
[Bun-Bun]

I just bought an electronic, thermal-sensing, automatic
cleaning catbox today for \$170.00. I hope the cats appreciate it.
I also hope it doesn't malfunction and chew up the cats
it has a warning on it that says to keep kids away
because it can activate unexpectedly...
[Erin]

But I'm a crecent fresh lint roller.
[Birgitte]

sniffing is only a breath of air renamed.
[Manda]

Quick, think of a whole number between seven and nine!
[Ukdarkhound]

One of these days I need to buy
myself a really big turnip.
[Laird]

I took an IQ test...
the results were negative
[Morsayne]

I'm not weird!! I'm..gifted.
[Meeeeee]

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