.-~Quotes~-.
This page is dedicated to Lordct, and Noire.
They kept me on track
about the quote pages, and are just
two of the niftiest people around.
Thanks for putting up wif me *s* *hug* |
I know it's been a while since I updated. Please forgive me! I'd like to give a special shout out to all the people who sent in quotes, I really, really appreciate your keen quote sense! I had such a good laugh pouring over all the quotes people sent me. *s* A couple notes, as some of you may or may not know, I frequent more then one WOT based website. So if you see a quote on here by someone you don't know, chances are they don't visit the same website as you do. *g* Oh, and I know two Aragorn's so try not to get them confused. If anyone would like to submit a quote or two *winks at Liara* then feel free to email me at Morsayne@yahoo.com or my ICQ number -33170380-. Thanks again people! Rock on!
my name is billy and i am SPECIAL
[HugeMidget] |
it's not hard to type with your mouth full...
however it's very difficult to type
while eating a popsicle
[LiaraSedai] |
arg! I'm having a whistling competition
with my sister's parrot and it's kicking my ass!
[Kelanin] |
spam the magic dragon lived by the sea....
and frolicked in the email blah blah blah doodee
[GilShalos] |
Hey hey hey... test test testicles...
[Smashing Young Man] |
akk! go away italy
[MelvieGaidin] |
it's part of the lab, you have
to go catch a sheep and flip it
[Velessa] |
I do not shoot donkeys. Never doubt me again.
[Aan`allein] |
You call a 9mm high powered?
Shit, I'd rather have a slingshot.
[Vigilante] |
Where are these *morons* coming from??
[KerishGaidin] |
Hmmm...I don't think Mors ever
added any quotes from me...
I must be more boring then I thought
[Alleandra] |
Pass it on AC said 'hi' to Nyn bathing in meade purple monkey dishwasher...
[Maia] |
then there was the time that i was
late on making a car payment simply because i accidentally
mailed the check to myself...
[LordDragon] |
my nose smells like boogers
[Jaleel]
[Don't hurt me!] |
My "2" has fallen off my watch.
It's just sort of rattling around in there.
What do you make of that?
[Illuminator] |
How can the '2' fall of a digital watch?
Or am I just stupid?
[Gollem] |
I must also depart this realm. The Dread Lord Melkor never misses the Simpsons.
[Dreadlord] |
Technically I am not Wearing any underwear
[Tai] |
I thought that just going to forums and
porno sites were the best thing around,
but the more I learn, the better it gets!
[Dragon Marine] |
Anything with men in prison turns me on.
[Ted Koppel]
[The real Ted Koppel] |
c'mon everything we've done has been done
for centuries, we ain't doing anything new,
the only thing we're good at is making toys
[Tek Show] |
*hopes Nord's defiling of his body has nothing to do with pants*
[Jeffiner] |
I say it again, and I mean it! The dumber they are, the smarter I feel.
[www.waytoopersonal.com] |
Rule number 1: there are no rules.
Rule number 2: No shoes on the sofa
[Malcom in the Middle] |
eminem and elton john, on the grammys,
performing together...
*ring ring* hello, hell? whats the current temputure down there?
[Dark Shifter] |
I didn't procrastinate today either..
I'm putting that off until tomorrow..
[Louis] |
sorry, being a kiwi and all... just saw the word sheep and
kinda.. well.. *blush*
[Elle] |
Alright already. Don't have any bourbon though.
Vodka's pretty close to holy water though.
[Bair] |
i have lived in Ohio for 20 years and
i'm not insane. where's my money!
[I forget...but he lives in Ohio! *l*] |
*growls* NEW leather pants...i only JUST wore them
today...and already they got a hole poked in them somehow!!!
[Dragonkitty] |
being nice is something people frequently hope i'll get over
[Noire] |
I was pretty well-hung for a 5 month old too.
Too bad it hasn't grown since then.
[Aragorn] |
no thank ou you make me bright1 LIGHTBLUB
[Morsayne]
[Um...hehe ;)] |
im not a psychopath and i'll eat anyone that says otherwise
[Wildcard] |
*lol* I type ebtter than you!
[GilShalos] |
"spanky" was only invisible because he believed himself to be.
If you believe in yourself and fight against stereotypes..
there is no need for invisibility.
When the world is accepting of differences, one day we will all be seen.
[Cyndane] |
no 'evil.' Not REALLY evil.
You're like the diet coke of evil,
just one calorie, not evil enough.
[Illiad] |
It is hard to take over the world when you sleep 11 hours a day
[Naeblis] |
always has been. i care not, but it drives you nuts. so it is good.
[Belrohan] |
are you already 26 caly? seems like just two years ago you were 24
[Noire] |
dammitall... my connection is dropping more often
than a Times Square hooker's pants...
[Ariella] |
I am a manly man, and I must do manly things.
Like knitting, sewing, cleaning and cooking.
If you look at me funny I'll whine and then
smack you open handed.
[ShadowKiller] |
I'm older then you, niftier then you, and smuttier. Live with it.
[Mors] |
And you are not quoting that! Not over your dead lifeless body!
[Storm] |
i don't have dirty hair, unless you mean _that_ hair...
oh Storm, you are so funny *girly giggle*
[Cryptix] |
My fingers are burning.. I accidently cut the tips of them,
and THEN had to chop the peppers..
now my fingers are saying,"You cut us again,
we WILL make this pepper juice BURN YOU!
[Ladria Sedai] |
we have a word for his type in australia..
and what's that?
fuckhead
[Napster Convo With Stranger! Lord I laughed.] |
will kick my ass eh? hehe, not very probable!
I would beat him to it, I can kick my ass faster than he ever could!
[Gollem] |
and my french teacher wonders why I can't
understand french...I don't understand ENGLISH
[Silence] |
i was one of those kids that they asked random
questions to. and mine was "how would you save water?"
and i said "take a
shower with your dog" *lol*
[Jaleely] |
nothing wrong with duct-tape.
in fact in first year engineering we're
all given a handbook that has every way how to use the stuff :)
[Arakasi] |
muhahah...Meghan's gone to bed...muhaha I'm gonna try and sneak some cokkin' in...
[{Shocking} PaedragGaidin] |
Blue blood gives you diseases
[Dolangren] |
I treat all my friends sextremely nice though! Especially my gf
[Lordct] |
"I'm still a burning virgin"
[SaiphSedai] |
*gasp* I think I left a pair of undies in my hopsital room...
[Patrick] |
Can I bring a date? Can she be made up?
[Tai] |
plus i just figured out how to change my font color..i'm on a roll!
[Graphite] |
damn! damn! damn! those beavers! I want my 4th bottle!
[Maia] |
Well I am brilliant when drunk,
you should see me stoned...I'm a philospher
[Don't know? Wes or Vegeta I'm thinking] |
enough of the death talk!!! we need to talk about nachos!!!
nachos!!!
[Aginor] |
Sometimes Ilike to buy rabbits froma pet store and let them
loose in my yard. I dress up in combat regalia and hunt them like an animal.
Its good for me and good for the rabbits I think.
htey always look suprised when I leap from the bushes
with a bowie knife in my teeth screaming ancient greek battle cries,
but I think in the end, they'd rather go this way then stuck in some shop.
After all, I have a very visible suggestion box.
Noone has complained.
[Mithrander] |
Having worked in *shudder*"customer service"
I can tell you we truly do not care about you
[Silence] |
I can't believe it's not butter.
[Morsayne] |
