Quotes F i v e

This page is dedicated to Rohan,
who says more quoteworthy things
then anyone else I've come across!
Be well bro....
Booya!

you will get to see my hair tonight then, huh?
I'm beautiful
[Aunt Cindy]

My name is Luca. I live on the second floor!
The Keebler Elves take care of me!
[GaidalCain]

we have very tiny heads, so we don't
even have a brag-function in there *l*
[Some fruit bat]

I always say, find a sin you're really
good at and stick with it...
[Ariella]

You ever think there is this little
dude in your head pressing buttons
and saying, "Wonder what this does!"?
[Sully]

OK...how badly do you want my booya?
[Alleandra]

what are leggings, exactly? are they pants,
or just like sleeves for the legs?
[Aldazar]

Look and be overwhelmed with the
sheer...whateverness..
[Kerish]

Oh, I'm always in a good mood,
except when I'm not...
Then I'm in a little bit
less of a good mood...
[Tannen]

I miss snow. Some guy's beanbag chair
broke and there were little styrofoam balls
all over the place, in the cracks
and against the stairs and stuff,
and for a second (I was really tired)
I thought it was snow.
[Stresa]

Sheesh, my ICQ won't work right
and my name was Erased,
and I broke up with my gf.
This isn't my day. Hi everyone.
[ShadowKiller]

The end of the world is nugh!!
[MooseGaidin]

no, I just want to have sex, not have a baby
[Althea]

Here at the Sk institute of porn,
we believe porn should be fun,
wholesome, educational, and most of all arrousing.
Here we are anti-limp.
When so the Sk seal of approval,
you know it is quality porn.
[ShadowKiller]

I just turned the wrong burner on
for my dinner and managed to
almost melt all my spices and
I completely melted the handle
off my expresso carafe
[Caleyna]
(What makes this even funnier is that she just got done
saying someone else didnt know what they were doing ;)

ogmogmgomgomg the requesting frame is loading *screams like a little girl*
[Darken]

Glad I haven't been quoted yet then
...t'would be devastating to my cat's pride.
[DraonKitty]

i just snorted while laughing and now i'm laughing cuz i snorted!!!
[Jaleel]

Manda! Turn it on!
[Silence]

huffy puffy.....coco puff.....
[Lanfear]

Look up in the sky!
Is it a bird?
Is it a plane?
NO!!! Its.....
oh...it was a plane. Go figure.
[Morsayne]

Look it's 'sploding out...
[Bronny]

Choking - Serious - Heimlech
[Dawn]

Quotes6!They're baaaaaack...
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