Quotes S i x

This page is dedicated to Kelanin! (Don),
who has very kindly kept an eye out for new quotes
and who writes wonderfully. Keep it up, bud!
"WhoooOOOoooOOOooosh!!"

i have a cookie here...
[JaleelSedai]

I don't want soup
I want girls
[Gandalf]

excess consumption of flubber boots
may have a laxative effect
[Rohan]

You mean that there aren't pink choo choo
trains rolling across my desk?
[Lordct]

I meant to buy more taquitos but I forgot.
now I'm out of taquitos
[Ripward]

Sanity checked out ages ago here.
[Yorrick]

/me is happy as a bug on a drug
[Allushwion]

Turn on ABC. they will be showing baby anteaters !!
[Uncle Randy]
{My uncle Randy}

damn you to hell caps! bow to my horse!
[Belrohan]

though TJ is a great person . .
when he's not sucking my neck. . .
actually that was pleasant. . nevermind
[Calenya]

We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are
pretty, some are dull,
some have weird names, and all
are different colors ...
but they all have to learn to live in the same box.
[Anonymous]

Among those whom I like or admire,
I can find no common denominator,
but among those whom I love, I can.
All of them make me laugh.
[W.H. Auden]

all my things i my head just wont
work as it is suposed to
[TaM-Al^Thor]

I used to have a dirty mind...
but I washed it.
It shrunk! Now I can't remember the 3rd grade!
[Kelanin]
{Kel's Awesome Site}

Just take this advice:
Never throw your mail on the stove,
start a pot of water boiling,
then go get the groceries from the car.
Esp when you have a bad habit
of turning the wrong burner on.
[Calenya]

To sniff a butt is devine, to sniff a vine is debutt
[Morsayne]

life would be empty without tacos
[The False Dragon]

I'm the weird 50 year old guy
that lives down the street
from Manda and spies on her
as she goes to school each day
[Spear Sister]
{Ess Ess ;)}

trying to shut the porn quick when my ma walked in
[Nuada]

I play every and any game that can be pirated
[Shadar Haran]

I don't have a quote...I think thats a good thing
[Agitum]

spoon yak on the hearts and windpipes of all sloths in the
world of apricots and jello shooters kill spajeks with
catnips of joy and malaise that is only observed in
wildflowers blooming from the soiled diapers of rats fed nothing
but angry faces. Fear them
[Aaron]

tired of the madness....
tired of the steel,
tired of the violence!
tired of my sore arm.
[Rohan]

You know the other day i ironed
this hirt (first time in my life)
for 1/2 an hour before realizing
the "#!%\$ thing wasn't plugged so....
[EvilGaidin]

I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.
[I can't remember..ironic?]

Ah, screw it. *flings pants across room*
[GaidalCain]

only real men are sissies.. (umm, wait..)
[Karja]

damn donuts are extinct!!! Police will revolt!!
[Drugar]

but hey, that's just my onion!!
[Roland the Jester]
{I'm really fond
of this one..}

order.. done...
got...order #...
heart...pouding...
passing..out...
black...black... bright light...
[Darken]

I'm not not licking toads.
[Homer Simpson]

I'm gonna rip your DICKIE
right out of your CROTCHIE!
[Morsayne]
{When Dickie the monkey
got me mad}

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