Quotes S e v e n

This page is dedicated to Nick (Arminius) He's a great
friend and as you can see, he's
funny as hell.
TThanks for everything, Toity!

i made my cousin think a shitload
was a real unit of measurement.
got him kicked out of
school for a few days
[Luke]

Become who you are.
[Nietzsche]

I fought tooth and nail (well, gum and nub)
to crawl back inside the womb.
Damn doctor wouldn't have any of that...

But he paid eventually. Oh my yes,
did he ever pay...
[Vigilante]

Soraya,
I promise that if I ever meet you,
I will stare at your boobs.
[Drea]

Come to think of it.. I do have such a girly girl color.
[Hurtta]

I'm immortal! I'm never going to die!
I could choke on things innumerable times,
and NEVER be finished!
[Ben-T Gaidin]

Yeesh I wished they made carbonated chocolate milk..
[RoseBud Wiser]

I'm not usually a praying man,
but please, if you're up
there, save me superman!
[Homer Simpson]

I'm only slightly a lot bigger than you.
[April]

i've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.
[Canth]

I never knew I had a manly rod
[Caly]

I know that friction exsists...
all I have to do to prove it
is put on pantyhose....
[Beth]

yeah i'm a pig, but what can i say? oh yes, oink oink
[Rhodric]

i am not vain! i'd never be vain! i'm too good for that..
[Arminius]

I'm gonna fly off to neverneverland and
click my heels 3 times to go see the
3 wolves in grandma's hay cabin while
I prick your finger on a spindle and
rescue bambi
[Cinderlla]
{Morsayne}

This grass looks really cute sitting here by my comp.
[Adamgar]

i fed a cat poprocks once.. he tried to run away from his face
[Arminius]

birds tweet... crickets chirp,
cows moo, ducks quack,
dogs bark, cats meow,
and I need to shut the fuck up.
[Smashing Young Man]

I want a name that nobody has.
Like Tetryonna.
Except my fish took that one.
Selfish animal.
[Mr.Positron]

you can cut off my head,
you can beat me with a stick,
you can kill my horse, stumpy,
but you can NOT call my cat ugly!!
[JaleelSedai]

fine. but i'm not spankin anymore monkeys.
rubber or not
[Arminius]

if im gonna fail,i might aswell do a good job of it
[Aragorn666 (DM)]

I wish I could read their minds...But I can't, they are written in nit-wit.
[Old Man]

I'll B-R-B A-F-M
[Philip]
{The weird part about
this one is..he said
it out loud. *lol*}

she just stood there. HE did all the coming
[Noire]

i like fellow shit-stirrers...we are a rare breed *g*
[Aragorn666]

Paed.....in your reply to
"are you a satanist?" you said
"hell, no". Kind of ironic, hmm?
[Lanfear]

wow. this lesbian scholarship is \$4000. . maybe I could pretend
[Caly]

No one I've ever eaten has complained afterwards...
[I forgot...]

*holds up an egg* This is your brain.
*sets the egg down and lifts a
large metal pan over the egg*
And this is your brain in chat. *WHAP*
[Morsayne]

This working for a living stuff just bites...
[Ariella]

i just want to let everyone here
know that you are my candy in the sun
[Wes Wes]

thats basically all i do...
play my guitar and mysel..er....
ignore that last part
[Aggy]

The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep late.
[Anonymouse]

I have to entertain the ladies
[Kheltan]

Brains are not all they cracked up to be
[Pablo]

I can suck my own nipple
[later] damn my one and only nipple!!
[JaleelSedai]

i am [cool]? cause I caught my penis
in my zipper? lol.
man, thats a tough thing to
have to do to be cool....
[Arminius]

geesh? Is that some kind of new candadian goose?
[Morsayne]

If life gives you lemons,
squeeze the juice into a watergun
and shoot other people in the eyes.
[??]

those one-letter phonetic syllables.. must restrain self, must not kill...
[Jarihn]

argh a bug just flew into my other eye....
[ElleSedai]

they were discussing my fav subject: me
[Masterizer]

Does anyone know how to kill
Mosquitos when the flyspray
doesn't work??
[OldNewPerson]

the REAL culprit is the large,
fat pink highlighter ...
now that's a troublemaker!
[Jeffiner]

i have to pull my pants down to sit in my chair
[Jaleel]

i went upstairs to get a sammich,
and my dad was ASLEEP
on the toilet. lol
there was snoring from
the bathroom and my
mom was in bed. dont ask me!
[Nick]

i'm doin good, considering they
IMPALED ME WITH A GIANT HUNK OF HOLLOW METAL!
AGGGOOOOONYYY
[Arminius]

*burp* uh oh, the screens melting.
[Paedrag su Hazadred]

i'm small, white and round with a hole in the middle...
[Elle]

every day? the only thing i do every day is...
never mind
[Mabriam]

so anyway, i go to put in the cdrom drive,
and the button to open the drive is
right above the power button
for the tower...
[Julival]

Sometimes I just stare into the sun,
marveling at its powers and gentle
grace that warms the Earth
and allows for life itself.
Then I stop and think
"Good God, I've blinded myself again!
[??]

I just got an IM from my mother
in law that says, "I need chicken help".
[Mabs]

ATTENTION: My sincere apologies to anyone
who woke up this morning to a
festering head wound created
by a new class of intelligent super-ants
[I dont know...]

I just used the water from the non-boiling
pot to put it out. I didn't
need the Safeway ads anyway
[Calenya]

I'm gonna spoil the whole book ..
Winter's Heart is going to have...
snow..
[Dogbrother]

guys need soft toilet paper.. we're sensitive!
[Cynewolfe]

I think my dogs want to eat your boyfriend.
[Starscream]

Sticks and stones may break my bones
but chains and whips excite me
[Wes]

i got something in my eye!! i think it's my contact!!!
[Jaleel]

all guys have a knack for ticking me off, i think *lol*
[LiaraSedai]

if someone else calls me tinky winky again they will die
[Tinkergirl]

someone stoke up the campfire,
it's time for ASS STORIES
[Melly]

*liked 'Borg Sex' though*
[Lefty]

Boy that guy "Anonymous" sure
did write a lot of
stuff, didn't he?
[Morsayne]

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