friend and as you can see, he's funny as hell. TThanks for everything, Toity! |
was a real unit of measurement. got him kicked out of school for a few days [Luke] |
[Nietzsche] |
to crawl back inside the womb. Damn doctor wouldn't have any of that... But he paid eventually. Oh my yes, |
I promise that if I ever meet you, I will stare at your boobs. [Drea] |
[Hurtta] |
I could choke on things innumerable times, and NEVER be finished! [Ben-T Gaidin] |
[RoseBud Wiser] |
but please, if you're up there, save me superman! [Homer Simpson] |
[April] |
[Canth] |
[Caly] |
all I have to do to prove it is put on pantyhose.... [Beth] |
[Rhodric] |
[Arminius] |
click my heels 3 times to go see the 3 wolves in grandma's hay cabin while I prick your finger on a spindle and rescue bambi [Cinderlla] {Morsayne} |
[Adamgar] |
[Arminius] |
cows moo, ducks quack, dogs bark, cats meow, and I need to shut the fuck up. [Smashing Young Man] |
Like Tetryonna. Except my fish took that one. Selfish animal. [Mr.Positron] |
you can beat me with a stick, you can kill my horse, stumpy, but you can NOT call my cat ugly!! [JaleelSedai] |
rubber or not [Arminius] |
[Aragorn666 (DM)] |
[Old Man] |
[Philip] {The weird part about this one is..he said it out loud. *lol*} |
[Noire] |
[Aragorn666] |
"are you a satanist?" you said "hell, no". Kind of ironic, hmm? [Lanfear] |
[Caly] |
[I forgot...] |
*sets the egg down and lifts a large metal pan over the egg* And this is your brain in chat. *WHAP* [Morsayne] |
[Ariella] |
know that you are my candy in the sun [Wes Wes] |
play my guitar and mysel..er.... ignore that last part [Aggy] |
[Anonymouse] |
[Kheltan] |
[Pablo] |
[later] damn my one and only nipple!! [JaleelSedai] |
in my zipper? lol. man, thats a tough thing to have to do to be cool.... [Arminius] |
[Morsayne] |
squeeze the juice into a watergun and shoot other people in the eyes. [??] |
[Jarihn] |
[ElleSedai] |
[Masterizer] |
Mosquitos when the flyspray doesn't work?? [OldNewPerson] |
fat pink highlighter ... now that's a troublemaker! [Jeffiner] |
[Jaleel] |
and my dad was ASLEEP on the toilet. lol there was snoring from the bathroom and my mom was in bed. dont ask me! [Nick] |
IMPALED ME WITH A GIANT HUNK OF HOLLOW METAL! AGGGOOOOONYYY [Arminius] |
[Paedrag su Hazadred] |
[Elle] |
never mind [Mabriam] |
and the button to open the drive is right above the power button for the tower... [Julival] |
marveling at its powers and gentle grace that warms the Earth and allows for life itself. Then I stop and think "Good God, I've blinded myself again! [??] |
in law that says, "I need chicken help". [Mabs] |
who woke up this morning to a festering head wound created by a new class of intelligent super-ants [I dont know...] |
pot to put it out. I didn't need the Safeway ads anyway [Calenya] |
Winter's Heart is going to have... snow.. [Dogbrother] |
[Cynewolfe] |
[Starscream] |
but chains and whips excite me [Wes] |
[Jaleel] |
[LiaraSedai] |
[Tinkergirl] |
it's time for ASS STORIES [Melly] |
[Lefty] |
did write a lot of stuff, didn't he? [Morsayne] |
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