Morsayne's Quotes

Quoties, what's so great about 'em? Not only to they immortalize a certain moment in time, they can be funny or wise or mean something special to a certain person..the list goes on.

The pages following are real-time quotes that I have collected from friends and family. Some on the net, some in person, some on the phone. I can't help but be proud of these quotes...I know some of the most funny intelligant people around and these quotes are proof of that. : ) Enjoy everyone, it's all good!

A special thanks goes out to those of you who keep an eye out for new quotes, Kel, Lordct, Li, Everyone! I really really appreciate it!

I'm also always on the lookout for new quotes, so if you see/hear one don't hesitate to save it and send it to me via my email address or ICQ (UIN=33170380) Thanks!

Oh one last thing...if you are featured here on my quote pages, and would like your named linked to your website or e-mail address, just ask me and I'll put it up for ya! What a great way to advertise your site. *g*

Ack, I hate my hair *l* It's so damn fluffy...
[Arik Korpin]

I want chicken I want liver moew mix meow mix please deliver!
[Darken]

You can have good sucking and blowing and bad sucking and blowing.<
[Gaidal Cain]

Get away moth, you don't get my macaroni and cheese!
[Snappy]

Hello! My name is Icebum! You ate my burrito! Prepare to die!
[Birgitte]

I'm not always vulgar!!...just all the time.
[Hurtta]

I love to sneeze,
it's one of the best feelings
in the world,
so quick, so violent,
such a head rush.
[Stresa]

Dammit I just misspelled on my christmas present list..
now I've asked satan for an inflatable Buffy.
[UKdarkhound]

How deep is thy thought that lingers on
the nature of sun screen bottles,
and is the color of a sun screen bottle
that you percieve the
same perception that I percieve,
or is it a universe away in consciousness.
I prefer to count the hair follicles
on the bottom of my hand.
[Bili Al'Dai]
{Bili's site}

if word gets out, I'll have to sic my
killer rasberry muffin on y'all. Nothing personal :)
[Jonai]

I have this talent of being able to hear
complex sounds in my head...
and I've said it there about a dozen times.
[Mazrim Taim]
{He's talking about the word/person
'Piglet' from Winnie the Pooh}

10.45am is no time to be awake
[Karja]
{The Karja Pages}

I'm so unsexy It's not even funny!
[Sam d'ma Shadar]

I'm allergic to color.
[Creslin]

I had a pet peeve once..
It ran out into the street and
got run over by an ice cream truck.
[Kerish]

AHHH! There was a bug on the screen
and I flicked it, and it ATTACKED me!!
stupid bug!
[Assatur]

I love smashing them on the ground
and spreading the shiny stuff out!!
[Kam]
{This quote is
referring to firefly's. *l*}

My sister and I are taking my mom's dogs
trick or treating this year.
[Ripward]

Oh, I remember when I was Luke Skywalker...
from my earliest memory 'till my
dad stopped calling me Luke
when I was like 11 *l*
[Kheltan]

I can smell the pumpkin things in my hair.
[Evil Gaidin]

I might be willing to trade unending love for Rolos right now.
[Draelin]

Personally, I prefer the whips.
Spanking hurts my hand.
[Cyndane]
{Cynny's Site!}

I am sane in my own world.
[Tai]

Then Puttith him in my teaith
[Dazar]
{In response to my saying 'The Ice man cometh' *rotfl*}

it's ogle! ogling!
*can't take the misspelling anymore*
[Velessa]

Help me I'm drowning and I think I swallowed my gum!!
[ShadowKiller]

I want my own galaxie....or a planet
...a tiny one....
[Mr.Prophet]

elf...the other white meat.
[Olorin]

I ate turkey today....and pickles...*l*
[Feodor]
{Feo's totally neat site!}

I thought that kind of vulgarity
was only in my head.
[Daljani]

Ok, someone get me a gun b/c
I am going hunting for some sea lions!
They are driving me freakin' crazy!
[Calenya]
{Caly's cool page}

Onkey Donkey
[TheTaintedOne]

a wombat is a quadroped-
it enjoys leaping from trees
and chasing small children.
[MasterAndra]

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