.-~Quotes~-.

brb need to put my balls up.
[tremor]

oh my lord, its attack of the itchy buttcheek
[Raolin]

Once you're in, you could sleep your way up!
That's my plan anyway
[Zeddicus]

my ass is my ass, only i can grab my ass
[Elle]

humm maybe I should change my nick to WTF
[Sagali]

good good, you're not the type, Manda,
I like you cheeky and spiteful.
[WilGaidin]

I used to be a closet Satanist.. I had to move
to the bathroom though, there just ain't enough
room for a good pentagram in a closet..
[Louis]

I am a dairy cow. Hear me moo.
[Mabriam]

I thought I was wrong once but I was mistaken.
[Nauda]

*lmao* can I eat it? playdoh is good eatins'
[Paedrag]

*shakes head sadly* Khan ate half my weed. *sigh*
No wonder he's so mellow right now.
[Draelin]

does for me, but i guess i have talented figers
[Jaleely]

gotta love lesbians . . . the porn ones. the real ones are just scary.
[Dolangren]

it's good. it tastes like salami only it doesn't
[Ripward]

Correction: I thought I killed it. In the mysterious way
only those things seem to be initiated in it came back to life.
Which is exactly the thing that scares me most
about these living bits of horror.
[Gandalf]

*just got back from peeing* ...Holy Crap!
[LordDragon]

I rant to myself a lot inside my head.
That's always fun. I argue with myself until
both halves of my brain aren't speaking
[SpearSister]

if you flirt with the old ladies in the cafeteria
they give you more food *g*
[Aragorn]

a bear there was, a bear a BEAR, all black and
brown in red underwear, a silk thong here, a lace bra there...
and OH its arse was nice and round, and as it stood upon
the ground my loins in expectation sang and
somehting else went "schwang schwang schwang"
[PaedragGaidin]

damnit! i cant dance my fat white ass to freedom!
[RaolinSedai]

hey, its not my fault that dress wearing,
lipstickwearing, microphone carrying monkey tried to hump me??
I had to bite it to get it off me.
[Arminius]

ignorance might be bliss but I don't tolerate it
[Takan]

i used to have a problem when i was in
my early twentys pissing the bed
when i was really drunk
[Henry!]

spike, all women are evil...
accept that now and life will be better
[Seski Lion Man]

I never . . . . . . . hm . . . . . put ziploc bags
full of pudding in my bra to simulate boobs.
[Draelin]

Augh, there is shrimp in here!
[Forest lass]

ohh, why must my most convenient shoes
make my feet stink the worst?
[Kamarile]

I sold tickets to your next crapping.
I promised them you ate corn. *hangs head in shame*"
[Morsayne]

Introducing the new improved Coybot 3000!! Just
like a Femmebot, only male, and gay!
[Ara]

Evil does not wear a bonnet!
[Zakalwe]

this would be cool...dig a shallow trench into the
ground in the shape of a smiley face and
pour chicken feed into it then let the chickens eat.
the result would be a smiley face made of chickens
[catdobs]

I'm the one that's been spraud with
flame retardant chemicals,
and you're the one that's cranky
[Nordlibris]

moving head is suggested
[Anara (I wanna know why!! *l*)]

I smell seamen semen
[Pea]

For the record I am not a 40 year old child molester.
Kay?
[Zeddicus]

Oh, *censored*. I just dropped a pen into my
cleavage (yes, I swear, stop laughing) and it wrote
all over my boobs. *sigh*
[Draelin]

*l* how white trash am i? a chicken lives in our
yard and my mom's ex stole our dog...
[Janalei]

Can I have a chewing toy shaped as Matrim Cauthon?
[Chiad]

well the wheel turns, and stuff fades
and then it comes again, and stuff
[Saiph]

So you want to ask a guy who doesn't
know you about a job that doesn't
exist and if it does you don't know
what you would be doing....hmmmm
[Takan]

souls are sort of like vegetables
[Zade]

I've accidentally used my telekinetic powers
to send Venus careening into Mars,
causing newspapers horoscope writers
to lose their jobs
[Jade]

dont you hate it when you have tv on in the
background and you arent really paying
attention and you think its safe,
and then naked strippers come on and
then your parents walk in at that time?
[Cyndane]

what i can say, however is that it's
uncomfortable typing without a bra. brb!
[GilShalos]

The snack that keeps on smiling
at you....until you bite its head off.
[Jarihn (Goldfish crackers)]

practice makes perfect.... .or at least improves
and if nothing else, it gives you a headache
[DragonKitty]

Hmmm, if you are going to cast aspersions on
another's intelligence, you might want to
include the apostrophe in "you're"....
[MasterAndra (Booya!)]

i hate chick flicks....but i do lick pornos
[Torin_kaldar_Skydancer]

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